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sonicimperfection:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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metal

Tuesday, 30th of September with 21,464 notes

eddieredmayne-for-pm:

No words necessary.

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

Tuesday, 30th of September with 123,095 notes

i describe my dream girl as really really vague.

Tuesday, 30th of September with 11,030 notes

rejennerate:

my favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

Tuesday, 30th of September with 29,287 notes

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

morning mantra.

Tuesday, 30th of September with 32,240 notes

Anyone else think the lipstick one is kinda sexy?

nom-food:

Healthy baked pesto rigatoni

ghibli22:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA


That moment when you dont know who to ship Tony with so you just ship him with everyone in the movie

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this. NO REGRETS

Tuesday, 30th of September with 367,521 notes
Anonymous asked:
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

unwinona:

kateordie:

demonicdorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

Tuesday, 30th of September with 165,492 notes

fatifer:

You used to fall in love with everyone.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Tuesday, 30th of September with 279,676 notes

Which cast member would be best in a crisis situation? (x)
Gwendoline: Natalie Dormer would take me through the crisis. She’s a rock.
Sophie: Yeah, Natalie’s like a mentor. She’s mama bear.

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

Tuesday, 30th of September with 61,093 notes