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skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

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Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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Sarah: You don’t have to be a vampire to eat people

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jessie-is-a-weirdo:

bestnatesmithever:

real talk

Life

Monday, 20th of October with 17,970 notes

Some days I wake up and I still kind of pinch myself.

Monday, 20th of October with 6,477 notes

cheating-on-you:

So Sarah Paulson is upset with Sarah Paulson, because Sarah Paulson sings better than Sarah Paulson and now Sarah Paulson is thinking about killing Sarah Paulson

Monday, 20th of October with 5,312 notes

hugvvarts:

favourite harry potter text posts on tumblr -> part 1 - potter fandom

part 2

Monday, 20th of October with 7,107 notes

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
Monday, 20th of October with 17,434 notes

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

Monday, 20th of October with 563,644 notes

monsterousgirl:

le-claire-de-lune:

ladysaviours:

you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.

They never did figure out why he stopped killing.  And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying. 

brb writing the script

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wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

Monday, 20th of October with 197,947 notes

isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

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