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best of faking it | don’t stop (humour)

hellasterek:

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that-is-illegal:

Sam pepper should learn from this

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itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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gameraboy:

Eggshell Carving by (ben chen) on Flickr.

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

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thatrandomvelociraptor:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

Derek Landy’s…

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mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

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outofcontextdnd:

"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."

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alexanderintransit:

kiriamaya:

sexybritishllama:

u know everyone always talks about sexual tension but is there such a thing as platonic tension

like ‘wow youre really cool and funny and i want to be your friend but i dont feel like we’re there yet im just gonna stand here and hope you engage me in conversation’

This is SO TRUE

IT IS IT IS TRUE

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white male: aw showering without me :'(
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kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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