you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
brb writing the script
Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him
Taylor Liked on 10/19/14
i respect all ships
no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
i’d just like to queer a few things up
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five