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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

Monday, 20th of October with 564,967 notes

monsterousgirl:

le-claire-de-lune:

ladysaviours:

you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.

They never did figure out why he stopped killing.  And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying. 

brb writing the script

Monday, 20th of October with 74,126 notes

wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

Monday, 20th of October with 198,236 notes

isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

Monday, 20th of October with 29,568 notes

taylorswiftnoticed:

hasnochill:

Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him

Taylor Liked on 10/19/14

Monday, 20th of October with 7,427 notes

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

Monday, 20th of October with 44,016 notes

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Monday, 20th of October with 147,748 notes

nothing-but-white-noise:

everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

200k plus and counting ^^

Monday, 20th of October with 273,790 notes

karcathy:

i’d just like to queer a few things up

Monday, 20th of October with 33,997 notes

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Monday, 20th of October with 99,723 notes
Monday, 20th of October with 1,017 notes

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

Monday, 20th of October with 239,590 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

Sunday, 19th of October with 143,431 notes

unicornslayer666:

sleep-not:

Raining Blood :)

rainingwithblood

Sunday, 19th of October with 1,858 notes