is there a name for the John green thing. like the obnoxious culture hes pioneered. the 500 days of summer thing, the hazy acoustic soundtracks , the preoccupation w/ sayingn stuff like “im sorry im so fucked up” or “there are no happily ever afters”. how can I quantify this phenomenon. it’s like neo heroin chic or something
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WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON
How many of you have actually watched the video, because I’ve been looking at this for over an hour, but I’m too scared to actually watch it..
People are so fucking weird, holy shit.
i’m losing my fucking shit
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning