A nice pair of green eyes can and will cloud my judgement
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Stiles Stilinski; Slytherin
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
hey can someone send me some recs for novel-length fics that are specific to my stringent tastes and are completed with an ending i approve of
Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…
embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
I’ve now accepted the fact that I will die in a pile of unread books.
not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi
These two are just amazing.