Baddest Bitch in Town
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unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

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mattressblowoutsale:

is there a name for the John green thing. like the obnoxious culture hes pioneered. the 500 days of summer thing, the hazy acoustic soundtracks , the preoccupation w/ sayingn stuff like “im sorry im so fucked up” or “there are no happily ever afters”. how can I quantify this phenomenon. it’s like neo heroin chic or something

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posted 8 hours ago with 44,621 notes
“I swear, I never meant to become this person.”
- (74/365) by (KJ)

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johnsaidathing:

kablamber:

dont-wear-the-condom:

youreeverythingyoudespise:

protogurl:

siriusillusions:

curtisplease:

how to insert a tampon

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON

FUCK

Very helpful

How many of you have actually watched the video, because I’ve been looking at this for over an hour, but I’m too scared to actually watch it..

People are so fucking weird, holy shit.

i’m losing my fucking shit

posted 8 hours ago with 143,483 notes

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

posted 8 hours ago with 41,173 notes

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

posted 8 hours ago with 357,284 notes

ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

posted 8 hours ago with 168,070 notes

loudlybloggingtomyself:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

#fightlamewhiteboys2014

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posted 8 hours ago with 222,666 notes

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

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posted 1 day ago with 136,294 notes

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

posted 1 day ago with 64,440 notes

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bilesandthesourwolf:

whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.



I just made this and it’s absolutely delicious! 

bilesandthesourwolf:

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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I just made this and it’s absolutely delicious! 

posted 1 day ago with 113,686 notes